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Brain Farts

Fun sayings in thought bubbles! Choose your favorites from a large variety of cute sayings. Measure 6" x 5.5" and are proudly made in the U.S.A.


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If Only Life Had A Back Button Beauty Is Skin Deep, Ugly Is To The Bone Just Pull Up Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It
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Crazy? Or Genius? Every Time I Say The Word "Diet", I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate Friends Are God's Way Of Apologizing For Relatives
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Good Luck With That Everything Happens For A Reason Hard Work Never Killed Anyone, But Why Take A Chance
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I'm Still Hot .. It's Just Coming In Flashes It's Amazing How Little I Care I Amaze Even Myself
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As Far As Anyone Knows I Come From A Normal Family I Even Annoy Myself I Smile Because I Have No Idea What Is Going On
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If Being A Bitch Was My Job, I Would Be Employee Of The Month It Is What It Is Karma: What Goes Around Comes Around
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Keep Calm ... Seriously? He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It Let It Go!
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No Man Is Complete Without A Remote Control Marriage Is Finding One Special Person You Can Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life If You Met My Family You Would Understand
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My Family Tree Is Littered With Nuts All She Does Is Nag, Nag, Nag OMG! My Mother Was Right About Everything
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The One Who Cares The Least Wins! Never Underestimate The Power Of A Hissy Fit It's Not Shopping, It's Retail Therapy
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Did I Say That Out Loud No Woman Ever Shot A Man For Doing The Dishes Good Friends Don't Let You Do Stupid Things Alone
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The Definition Of Insanity Is Doing The Same Thing Over And Over Expecting Different Results Thou Shalt Not Take S#!T I Do Whatever The Voice In My Head Tells Me To Do
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Who Cares? WTF! You Just Can't Fix Stupid
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Your Crazy Is Showing, Better Stick That Back In Just Sayin' How's That Working For You?
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Because I Said So Really? Whatever!
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Pay It Forward You Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Work I Can Explain It To You But I Can't Understand It For You
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Let's Assume I Am Right... It Will Save Time I've Learned So Much From My Mistakes That I Think I'll Make Some More
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